Postal Peenor

Come rain or shine your packages are always on time with this hard worker. Likes long walks. Hates dogs.

May eat your mail unexpectedly.

Jibaro Peenor

Im from the mountains in Puerto Rico. I cut my grass with a machete, and play my guitar for entertainment. I love pasteles with ketchup, I can’t help it! At night I listen to the call of the coqui.

Small Peenor with straw har
Whistles while he works…

Stoner Peenor

Hi. I’m a big supporter of medical and recreational marijuana. I sit on the couch a lot, eat snacks, and forget to do my chores often. Don’t rely on me too much, I am a bit flakey. If you find my dummy bears, don’t eat them. I’m not sure the dosage, and I’m pretty sure you’re a lightweight. I will steal your lighter. Don’t forget to invite me to your party though, I will always bring the good treats and I love to share!

Caution, may smell skunky….

Daily Peenor

There will be a guest Peenor daily here. They will introduce themselves and what they are about. Our first guest, brought a friend. Why? Because Dumpster Fire Peenor can’t appear without his friend The Drama Llama showing up every single time.