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Someone get him out of there soon, he can’t breathe! Thank goodness the corkscrew is nearby!

Peenor pays tribute to his favorite candy on this National Candy Day! They bring back memories of his Grandma and memories of this day, November 4th, when all the premium Halloween candy was eaten, but the Strawberry Bon Bons were still swimming around in the other penny candy at the bottom of his plastic pumpkin.

With her special second hand store beret this Peenor is ready for the fall. Her pink scarf nicely complements her beret, and helps keep her warm on crisp fall days. No PSL for her though, far from basic – she likes her coffee black and her days overcast and full of lightning.

With a crystal ball and scrying mirror, this Peenor will tell you what is coming.

This guy doesn’t have much to say, but his look says it all. An avid gardener and cyclist, he also loves cats and crochet.

I am brave and loyal,. I love eating fish for breakfast and sailing. Slaying sea creatures and taming dragons, by day,, snoring like a dragon at night. I enjoy fishing and naps.

Come rain or shine your packages are always on time with this hard worker. Likes long walks. Hates dogs.

Im from the mountains in Puerto Rico. I cut my grass with a machete, and play my guitar for entertainment. I love pasteles with ketchup, I can’t help it! At night I listen to the call of the coqui.