Author: peenor

Magestic as heck, Peenicorn is special. Rarely seen, this magical creature has a special diet. Surviving only on craft glitter and gel pens for sustenance, Peenicirn is often found under crafting tables. When asked about the special diet, the response is always the same.

“I eat glitter, so I can fart rainbows.“

Peenor loves the garden, the springtime, the outdoors… basically he’s dreaming about warmth. Maybe he can help you feel a bit warmer on this brisk day.

On this day of celebrating fast food, Peenor reminds you of the most important life rule: Never put ketchup on a hot dog.

Peenor is a whole mood on this National Pickle Day!

Did you know that Georgia is the Peach State? Peaches originate from China, where you can find wild peaches. Apparently you can get banned from certain social media for using a peach emoji in conjunction with an eggplant emoji. They must not be fans of fruit I guess. You can mix your eggplants and peaches around Peenor, he won’t mind.

Did you know that the earliest version of the lightbulb came about almost 100 years before the first commercial bulb was a prototype? Peenor did and that’s why he is dressed as a bulb today. He loves light bulbs almost as much as he loves history!

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His eyes are full of concern for shrinkage in the cold. His lower parts have contracted to stay as close to warmth as possible. Like a certain house-elf, Peenor could really use a sock.

Fearless and Untamed. Based on an original artwork by the designer Tiffany Gardette.

When he blows his whistle he means business. A fair coach, Peenor always makes sure to support his team, and be the leader they deserve!